嬗变之路1～19

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius babe." 　　今天，我在床上问我的男友为什么他看上我了，他的回答是“我的上一个女友太聪明了，让我觉得自己就是个傻B，所以我想改变一下，你让我有种自己是天才的赶脚”。[男：嗨！美女，你属羊的吧？女：哇！你好厉害啊！这都能看得出来？？？男：那里啊！我是闻出来的！[你试试初中一哥们，写作文时将“在马路上骑自行车”中间的路不小心写丢了，成了“在马上骑自行车”。作文交上去后，老师评语：你试试！[ Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius babe." 　　今天，我在床上问我的男友为什么他看上我了，他的回答是“我的上一个女友太聪明了，让我觉得自己就是个傻B，所以我想改变一下，你让我有种自己是天才的赶脚”。[男：嗨！美女，你属羊的吧？女：哇！你好厉害啊！这都能看得出来？？？男：那里啊！我是闻出来的！[你试试初中一哥们，写作文时将“在马路上骑自行车”中间的路不小心写丢了，成了“在马上骑自行车”。作文交上去后，老师评语：你试试！[ 详情